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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash..

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I hang out with teenage DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read Comics(manga), so I MUST be a loser.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST havea problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS(manga), so I MUST be childish

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND(not right now anyway) so I MUST be Lesbian.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I don't do EVERYTHING normally so I MUST be a freak.

I BELIEVE NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE so I MUST be delusional.

I BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH AND REINCARNATION so I MUST be delusional.